A fine young Italian/American lad had just arrived home after a couple of years overseas on Army duty...
Anxious to see his beloved Grandmom...he quickly telephoned her at her apartment where she lived alone!
He couldn't wait to see her, and the feeling was very mutual...
After answering the phone and dispensing with the usual preliminary crying and sharing expressions of love and affection, the Grandmom said: "You get right over here, Sonny...and when you arrive at the entrance door, press the button with your elbow...when the door opens, proceed to the elevator where you will press the UP button with your elbow...inside the elevator you will press the button for the 5th floor with your elbow...upon arriving on the 5th floor you will turn left, and proceed to room #504, where, with your elbow, you will press my doorbell..."
YES...Grandmom, but why must I always use MY ELBOW...???
And Grandmom quickly responded, "Sonny, you're not coming over here empty handed I hope"...!!!
Have a pleasant Thursday...!!!
